Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Funny Instructions

Many of you have used Google Maps to help you
drive from one destination to another.

Well, here is one of their rarest/funniest
instructions :

Follow this step :

Take 60 seconds to do this, I guarantee you will
show someone else, it's too funny not to.
1. go to www.google.com
2. click on "maps"
3. Type in "New York to London" in the search
bar.
4. scroll down to Step #24

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex
lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man."Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."